I HATE BIRKENSTOCKS!
They are in fact the ugliest shoes god ever created.For all of those that will claim comfort over fashion go ahead. You are no longer my friends. Nor should you date men or woman who do.
Now is the time friends to find that pair that you have been keeping hidden in your closet under years of shame, out and into the open. Burn them. Throw them in the donation basket at church. Give them the your children to bury in that hole they are digging to china.But whatever you do, do not wear them.
People do make fun of your behind your back and I am sorry that I have to be the one to break the bad news.
No, they dont make you look earthly. They only bring back thoughts of Phish concerts. And nobody wants those memories.NOBODY.
I suggest we start a movement.
Download it. Print it out. Pass it out to those you love.
Friends, lets start this world over so that our children wont have to bare this curse. One that is free of ugly tan lines and foal smelling shoes. No more high school students making statements about hugging trees and being poor dressed!
RID THE WORLD OF BIRKENSTOCKS!
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March 24, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Anonymous
no birkenstocks? that’s it?
then it’s over between us…
so, i guess i’ll put my pants back on.
a.
March 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm
maria
and P.S…you DO NOT have banal views..your perspective IS fresh!
April 9, 2008 at 2:20 am
Meghan
Tell it on the mountain!!! Poor Adam and sooner or later Jen. If you didn’t say it, who would?!? Besides, I hear Adam has plans to start a birkenstock revolution! And you know how I feel about revolutions!! My feet are huge and they hurt, I feel….proud.
August 21, 2009 at 2:30 am
Gabriel
I created a website boycotting Birkebstocks. I’m gonna promote it on face book too:-)….