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” I don’t think that there should be such things as colors of people. I am not black. You aren’t white. I think that we should all just allowed to be who we are. Even if that means that Anthony is always going to get into trouble for talking.”
5th grader response to the question of Race after someone used the n word as another word for black.
I HATE BIRKENSTOCKS!
They are in fact the ugliest shoes god ever created.For all of those that will claim comfort over fashion go ahead. You are no longer my friends. Nor should you date men or woman who do.
Now is the time friends to find that pair that you have been keeping hidden in your closet under years of shame, out and into the open. Burn them. Throw them in the donation basket at church. Give them the your children to bury in that hole they are digging to china.But whatever you do, do not wear them.
People do make fun of your behind your back and I am sorry that I have to be the one to break the bad news.
No, they dont make you look earthly. They only bring back thoughts of Phish concerts. And nobody wants those memories.NOBODY.
I suggest we start a movement.
Download it. Print it out. Pass it out to those you love.
Friends, lets start this world over so that our children wont have to bare this curse. One that is free of ugly tan lines and foal smelling shoes. No more high school students making statements about hugging trees and being poor dressed!
RID THE WORLD OF BIRKENSTOCKS!
#%#*muffin
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The above was sent to me by a company hoping to “sell” my blog to resellers. Not only is that highly scam sounding , I also took offense to language of the above. so in its honor the next 7 posts are using these “rules” as subject matter.
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